fuck yeah john elway
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oh my god what prompted this? did I let something slip? i’m not sure what you mean by “hardass” but he’s pretty intense … his ass is more like, a warm jiggly thing, though. he’s really hot.
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probably sex
johnny by john knestis
i’m not sure this was intended as a love poem TO john elway, but it works really well as one. thank you!
For anyone who thinks they’re the biggest John Elway fan,
YOU’RE WRONG.
oh my god he would probably cut off my balls if I got something like this. i’ve definitely considered it though.
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then he probably wouldn’t be married to a woman, because john elway is an honest and kind person.
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oh god dont repeat the horrible things i say to me. i’m gay forever, yeah. hardcore gay. probably going to die still being gay, with my gay boyfriend. that’s my life plan.
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my boyfriend, and … mom, sister, dad maybe. i dunno. it’s probably just optimistic bs. but it keeps me a little bit happier? i guess.
as for that game — i get what you’re saying, it’s just like. my gay boyfriend keeps showing me erotic fanart of the main character guy, I think? and that’s pretty objectively gay. also, like, gay people, the sky. you know? gay people in the sky.
people coming out is awesome, sure. there are loads of hot nfl dudes who i would really appreciate being gay, honestly, but since john elway is a set hetero for life, i don’t really care about them.
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he most definitely does, yeah, have you listened to him talk? i’m not big on religion personally. though i sometimes feel like, I really want there to be an afterlife, so I can spend it with people I love.
to that anon: actually I just asked my BF and apparently that infinite game is what he’s been alternately bitching and babbling about for the past week. is it about like, muscular guys flying around shooting people on clouds? honestly from what i’ve seen it looks like the gayest shooter of all time.
by the way don’t watch that video if you don’t want to cry tonight.
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I used to play a lot of COD. I’m not sure about bioshock? I’m not really up on like, current gaming trends and whatever. me and my bf like to play some catan when it’s rainy.
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great job anon this gets funnier every time.
